You have a lot to learn..
It seems from the reviews below me that we all have a universal opinion over this "game" if you can even call it that. we are all very well aware of the slow character, the bad graphics, hit detection, controls, and so forth. I hope you as an author at least address these problems or attempt to fix them. My only main surprise was how you actually looked at this game in the current state that it is with all of its flaws, glitches, and bugs and decided that it was the final product and should be published to this site .. If you look at the other popular games to newgrounds they don't have NEARLY as many problems as this does .. i understand you put effort into this and i understand you lost valuable time from your life but honestly it .does. not. show. My recommendation for you is to next time make sure everything actually WORKS properly before you finish something..
But to make it worse you try to act like you're capable enough to be past this. The truth is from what I've seen and what everyone else is saying, you're nothing even close.. i could go on for hours about the issues here but ( like this game ) it would just be wasting my time.
It needs serious work.
I tried to like it. i really did. But its way too hard to play enjoyably.. Its fun for about 25 minutes until things get way too difficult to fend off. When there are about 30 spaces for enemies to come and only about 8 of those spaces can have bunkers that to begin with is a serious flaw. But the major problem is that the amount of defences needed to cover JUST the front line before the harder enemies start to pour in is essentially impossible.
I understand entirely that you want the player to help with the machine gun ect but when it takes 50 machine gun rounds to kill a single robot is just plain wrong. When you cant rely on bunkers and watch towers and your strongest weapon does little to nothing then how are you supposed to win? You cant build up more resources because eventually the strong enemies are appearing randomly on one of the 30 entrance points... If its just a beta then i sincerely hope you fix this before you actually make this into a game..
Overall the graphics & sound were good but then again those two things dont make up a good game...
I love the game but after maxing out my hearts and getting double jump, regeneration and getting my running jumping and healing as far as i could i decided to fight the nightmare boss and about 1/3 of his health in the boulder attack came down all in one collum while i was in a corner. It didnt kill me because i still had about 6 hearts left but it still counted it as a loss. Great game but i really dont feel like playing it after bug losing.
The game itself reminds me of cave story a lot. pixels are always a win in my book and the music was great. Sound is classic and nostalgic. one of my favorite games on newgrounds
After a while its either you win or lose... It gets very repetitive and not really as fun as the original. Im sorry but whats the point in doing this if its not nearly half as enjoyable or that in depth?
It seemed too much of a clone to "Crazy machines" ... It was extremely boring and quickly lost my intrest. It had a good concept but far too easy and the goals are of little to no challenge. Although sounds and Graphics are great, they do not make up a good game.
This is the best game in the history of ....today
I beat the game!! Sr.raptor is soo hard to beat with all of his cards but i managed because i got a 3 at the last part :). I love this game!!
You guys are idiots.
Its supposed to be a joke. Not an actual game.
Its a weird 'game' but really funny.
the ending was hilarious ^_^
its fun but really hard.
The fact that you get LESS money as you go along is a huge problem in my opinion especially that you need the cannon and other EXPENSIVE weapons to keep the balloons at bay.
However the game itself is very fun and i found myself playing for nearly an hour. Its extremely addictive and despite its small money problem, is a very good game.
meh its not the best
Ive seen this game on other websites in which i wont name. The main problem i find with this game is the fact that it is extremely hard to win. Although i did have a really fun time with it
It wasnt that great. This is about the millionth escape resourceful game i've played.. not too original either. The animation wasnt the best, to put it lightly. But it was insane. I couldnt have beat the game without memea's review. It was nearly impossible to come up with some of the things you needed to do... but um... HOW DID MICKEY MAKE IT TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BARS???
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